The Nominees!

Since there weren't enough reader nominees for the worst look of 2007, I took it upon myself to choose them alone. These are put in no particular order. All of these ladies showed either too much or too little skin, the wrong colors or the wrong cuts. In any case, each of them made a serious fashion faux pas. Scroll through the nominees and then vote for your least favorite in the poll in the sidebar at the right! I'll announce the winners on Jan. 1, 2008.

1. Kate Walsh



2. Sheryl Crow



3. Courtney Love


4. Zac Efron


5. Leighton Meister


6. Thandie Newton's Headpiece


7. Rihanna

8. Rumer Willis

9. Jennifer Morrison
10. Fergie

CMA Terror: Part 1

This is the first post detailing what I can only describe as CMA Terror.

Apparently, Sheryl Crow didn't learn from our past encounter:


At first, I thought that those lazy bastards at People.com had cheated and used an old photo. Then I saw the sign behind her that said CMA.

Ok, Sheryl, let's make this clear. You are not a gothic priestess. You aren't even Avril Lavigne. The wide-legged suit would have looked odd, but the long jacket? The numerous crosses? You're about one step away from boycotting the shower and becoming the third Olsen triplet. Don't do that.

Sheryl Crow

I know this picture is a little old, but I couldn't resist.

What is going on here, Sheryl? I love the boots, but the compliments stop here. Black pants and top would be fine. A touch monochromatic, but I can see what you're going for. But what's that glittering thing you've randomly swathed yourself in? And the fur vest? If it's real, that's animal cruelty in addition to visual cruelty. It's inhumane to subject people to this kind of melange of mourning clothes gone seriously wrong.

P.S. I don't like your jewelry. If you're going all-black, don't randomly throw some random, pale stuff in there.

P.P.S. Your makeup is flawless. (I'm trying to be positive here.)