Nelly Furtado

Oh, dear. I guess she's a little on the spacey side, eh?



"Oh crap!" she seems to be saying, "I totally forgot about my shirt! I'll just pretend that my bra is a fashion statement."

Perhaps the extremely heavy, painful-looking thing around her neck cut off the circulation to her brain while she was getting dressed. Maybe we're lucky she didn't faint and cancel her performance.

On the other hand, maybe we're not so lucky after all.

Cate Blanchett

This hurts me. It really does.


I love Cate. I truly adore her. I think that she's a wonderful actress and one of the most elegant ladies in Hollywood. However...she can't quite pull this off.

I understand the mystical sari-esque look she was going for. But the patch of dark sequins sort of ruins it, and those clear plastic shoes make me shudder. Cate: your figure is much too lovely to be swathed in billowing heaps of fabric like this! This is a look that I would reserve for pregnant ladies only. Do you agree?