Sunday, December 9, 2007

Gwen Stefani

Dearest Gwen,


I love your makeup. Your makeup is great. It's terrific. It's...

I can't bear it anymore. I'll explode. YOUR HAIR IS STUPID! I had hair like that at the age of 3. I haven't forgiven my parents yet. Your eyeliner may be perfect, and your lips might be that elusive ideal shade of red, but none of that matters. You look like you have little broccoli sprouting all over your head.

A word of warning: this is not the best look for anyone. If Gwen Stefani can't pull it off, nobody can.


Softshell from Tactics

2 comments:

Jill Sherman said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I thought it. You said it ;)

Nomadic Mary said...

True, like 3 year olds oh Jesus save us.....