Linsday and Ali Lohan

Sigh. So young, and already so misguided in matters of fashion.

It's Linsday and her 14-year-old sister, wearing matching shiny leggings. Do I need to say more?

...And at least Lindsay put on something resembling a skirt, unlike Ali.

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Zac Efron

I have heard from several people that I should comment on mens' fashion. The results of my poll seemed to agree, so here we go.

A while back, on the old Fashion Poirot at ebloggy, I commented on Zac Efron's choice of flip-flops with a black suit.

Here, again, he illustrates a big no-no of fashion for BOTH genders:



Don't look so smug, Zac. We can see your Calvin Kleins. He seems to be a repeat offender in this area; but buying shirts that are too short and pants that ride too low doesn't make you a heartthrob, Zac. Even if the majority of America's preteens disagree vehemently.