Seth Green

As I occasionally do, I've singled out a male celebrity for today's arrest.

And it's not pretty.

This is so wrong that I feel overwhelmed. The porn-y mustache that appears to be slowly yet steadily eating his lip away...the mascara (possibly)...the mustache...It's all too much to bear. I need to go lie down for a couple of days now. Maybe someday this horrific image will leave my mind; I'm an optimist...

Heath Ledger

This is one of those pictures that I put away for a rainy day, when there are no fresh fashion disasters, because I know this kind of crime against humanity will never get old.

My god. I have nothing against guys trying out stripes or bright colors or whatnot, but this is simply frightening. If the new Batman movie hadn't already been filmed, I would have thought Heath was in costume as the Joker. There's a lot going on here, but I could live with everything- yes, even the striped fingerless gloves- if it hadn't been for the knee socks. Knee socks over jeans. Which obviously raises a lot of questions and exclamations. Mainly, "WHY, HEATH, WHY???", but also "Those are some really, really tight jeans". The latter, because of the suspicious lack of bulging under the knee socks. My skinniest jeans create bulges under actual footwear, like boots, so I shudder to think of poor Heath's circulation.

But, mainly, I shudder from the hideous outfit. Yuck.

I'm back!

Finally, my family has recovered, my life is back in order, and I can post again!

There are a couple of changes in the realm of Fashion Poirot. First of all, I have enabled comment moderation, following a quite nasty comment that was anonymously left during my absence. I don't want my blog to take any part in that, so from now on your comments will take a little bit longer to appear.

Also, I'm beginning to plan a feature, perhaps weekly, that will showcase mens' fashion tips, from a woman's point of view. It's still in the development stage, so more on that later...

I'm touched by all of the well-wishes that people have left; thank you for caring. And check back soon for new posts!