Gwen Stefani

Dearest Gwen,


I love your makeup. Your makeup is great. It's terrific. It's...

I can't bear it anymore. I'll explode. YOUR HAIR IS STUPID! I had hair like that at the age of 3. I haven't forgiven my parents yet. Your eyeliner may be perfect, and your lips might be that elusive ideal shade of red, but none of that matters. You look like you have little broccoli sprouting all over your head.

A word of warning: this is not the best look for anyone. If Gwen Stefani can't pull it off, nobody can.

Christina Aguilera

Being pregnant is no excuse for this.

No, really, it isn't. This lovely planet is chock-full of beautiful, flattering, graceful maternity clothes. That aren't leggings. Or shapeless, oddly patterned blouses.

This picture alone isn't so terrible, but Christina has been making fashion missteps since the very- pardon the pun- conception of her pregnancy. It's NO EXCUSE, HEAR ME?

And, by the way, I don't like her eye makeup. Too. Much. Of. It. (You can see it better in other photos).